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Mon, Nov. 21st, 2005, 12:36 pm

Tags: online quizzes

Current Mood: horny

Thu, Apr. 21st, 2005, 12:58 pm
When I post meme's here, I'm bored.

( Bored, bored, bored... )

Current Mood: bored

Current Music: The Dresden Dolls -- "Good Day"

Wed, Apr. 13th, 2005, 05:18 pm
Holy crap... I'm bored...

( Really, really bored. )

Someone grow me a gaming store in walking distance, 'kay?

Current Mood: bored

Mon, Oct. 11th, 2004, 03:10 pm

Sex Survey
Number of Sexual Partners: Kissing/Touching	Technically, 5. Kinda.
Number of Sexual Partners: Oral Sex	2
Number of Sexual Partners: Intercourse	1
Have you ever been involved in a threesome?	All the time.
Have you ever been involved in an orgy?	No.
Have you ever been paid for sex?	No.
Have you ever paid someone else for sex?	No.
Have you ever had sex with a man?	Yes.
Have you ever had sex with a woman?	Yes.
Have you ever been tied up for sexual purposes?	All the time.
Do you enjoy biting, scratching, etc.?	Very much.
Have you ever fantasized about a friend of yours?	Yes.
Have you ever followed through with that fantasy?	Yes, fortunately. :)
Are you still on speaking terms with your first sexual partner?	Are we talking the kissing or the actual sex stuff?
What was their name?	I'm gonna assume we're talking meaningful sex and go with Genevieve and Michael.
Have you ever exposed yourself to a stranger?	No.
Have you ever had a one night stand?	No.
Have you ever had a mercyfuck?	No.
Have you ever had sex and then not called back?	No.
Have you ever not been called back?	No.
Do you regret any sexual encounters?	Yes.
Would you identify as a "slut"?	Only in the most positive way.
Do you think being a "slut" (by your definition) is a bad thing?	Not at all.
Do you believe in monogamy?	If that's what works for you.
Do you believe in soulmates?	In a sense.
What is the youngest age of a person you would consider sleeping with?	I go for maturity, not a number.
And the oldest?	See above.
What celebrities do you look at lustfully?	Too many to list.
And finally, what is your favorite color?	Black. And purple. And red. Oh my.
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!

Current Mood: horny

Mon, Sep. 22nd, 2003, 11:27 pm
"I Am the Very Model..."

(With sincere apologies to W.S. Gilbert Esq.)
Written by Marcus Morgan, from "Jake the Rake."

I am the very model of a new media bisexual
I've writ both dirty stories and some articles respectable.
I've been on TV chat shows and made something of a spectacle
And still I find the time to find all genders quite delectable.

I'm very well acquainted, too with matters polyamorous,
I understand line marriages, bi-polar quads and other fuss.
Though I do believe the case is just, when you get right down to it,
Of loving who you care to love, and not putting up with any shit.

I've fought off those who wish to remove sundry labels from my list,
I've marched about on SM Pride, and been to Skin Two and to FIST.
My enemies are closed-off minds where tolerance is sadly missed,
who want to keep as swear words queer and poof and sadomasochist.

I've fasciliated workshops and I've spoken as a peer
To groups of smiliar people, heterosexual, bi, and queer,
On the science that is fucking, though no fucking intellectual,
I am the very model of a modern day bisexual!

-- http://www.adjectivenoun.org.uk/jake/

Current Mood: horny